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This started like a week ago.

But why should I watch the Women's World Cup, you ask?

  1. Women don't dive for some reason. No one has taught them how to yet.
  2. Women are surprisingly violent and the refs seem less concerned with it???
  3. Most of the teams still play glorious 4-4-2. You want short passing? Possession??? Strategies that don't involve just hoofing it up the field and hoping for the best? No. Fuck you.
  4. The nets are the same size but the goalkeepers are obviously shorter and no one has noticed this yet so there are more goals.
  5. USA is actually good at this. :usa:  Also Canada. :canada: 
  6. Alex Morgan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_FIFA_Women's_World_Cup

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I noticed Canada has games including one against THE NETHERLANDS

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why don't you just EMBED the gif

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Imagine how trolled the whole world will be in however long until the final, when France will complete it's FOOTBALL SEX DOUBLE

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45 minutes ago, Shuskee said:

it's

we need to reopen some reeducation camps imo

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nah TEAM USA will win it's RECORD FOURTH WORLD CUP and then Alex Morgan will be elected president :considerably:

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Frog said:

we need to reopen some reeducation camps imo

we need to murder all phones and their inept autocorrects, and return to glory days of posting on grey pcs with gigantic cuboid screens

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fixed two autocorrect-introduced typos
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Cameroon players just kicking the hell out of Canada players in the box and no one's even asking for a foul. The greatest sport. 

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WE ARE VICTORIOUS

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never have I been prouder to be a canadian

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ALEX MORGAN HATTRICK hell yeah

mods pls delete all the non women's football threads on this forum

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holy shit

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okay ladies, I think scoring literally 13 goals may be tempting fate though :ohdear:

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this is a premeditated insult to the king of thailand, please delete this thread

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German defense is horrible, but the Spanish strikers are somehow even worse!  So Germany is leading 1-0.

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England just going to come in fourth place in every single world cup for the rest of time now. :emo:

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NE THER LANDS

NE THER LANDS

I await the triumphant victory of VAN DE DONK, Arsenal heroe

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