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Simulwatch 2019: Coming to a screen near you in 2020

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The Cranes are Flying (1957)

Be dazzled by Soviet melodrama! Unclear if Stalin would have liked this one.

USSR. 97 minutes.

Black Narcissus (1947)

An erotic film about nuns in glorious technicolor. As far as I can tell, this one broke the minds of everyone who watched it because none of these reviews make sense.

UK. 101 minutes.

The Searchers (1956)

Steve Bannon loves this film and interpreted it in weird Steve Bannon ways. Watch this and find out if you are Steve Bannon.

USA. 119 minutes.

PlayTime (1967)

Monsieur Hulot goes for a meeting. Thankfully, hardly anyone talks because a mime made this movie.

FR/IT. 124 minutes.

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11 minutes ago, Frog said:

An erotic film about nuns in glorious technicolor.

this is it

this is the perfect fph simulwatch

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isolation, extreme weather, altitude, and culture clashes all conspire to drive the well-intentioned missionaries mad

sounds like nun mafia

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But don't you want to "nearly wordless comedies about confusion"?!?!?!?!

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looks like we're leaning towards a quadruple feature

the four combined are only like 40 minutes longer than satantango anyway 🥖🕷

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Don't be silly, Satantango will be the palette cleanser inbetween each one

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the digital file containing my copy of Satantango has been assembled as a closed loop so there's no getting off that train once you've gotten on

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The Cranes are Flying is good, but I've seen it (Russian language class in uni). Don't really have an interest in the others.

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6 minutes ago, Raider said:

Russian language class in uni

a likely story

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I think we should find out if Ivan Ivanovich is Steve Bannon

The smell of COLLUSION is strong

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Are we decided on Playtime then, and possibly saving some of these for a future watch? How is the last weekend of May (25-26)?

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or anything by the creators of the aforementioned 4 films

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15 / 16 probably servicing my woman

22 / 23 i will be sexxing with joost

29 / 30 depending on D&D?!?!?!

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8 hours ago, Veggie said:

22 / 23 i will be sexxing with joost

this would be a perfect opportunity if I were not occupied with science that weekend

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