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Because people "don't have time" for 7 hour movies (but apparently they have time for useless shit like jobs or whatever), I am opening the floor to simulwatch suggestions. Obviously none of us had watched or simulwatched Sátántangó before (because it's 7 hours long) but I think the rule should remain that it is not a movie any participants have watched before (sorry DnDboi, no simulwatch of Edge of Tomorrow).

 

Here is one list of candidates since these are movies I haven't watched but would be interested in watching:

https://mubi.com/users/6353915/watchlistIgnore the stuff that is from the last decade

 

If there is no selection I will schedule our second simulwatch of Sátántangó.

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Also if it's not a long movie it should be a double bill because otherwise it's not an event.

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I now regret having watched fitzcarraldo, because klaus kinski attempting to drive a ship uphill would make the greatest possible fph simulwatch

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surely we need to actually simulwatch the passion of joan of arc and try to outdo each other with aok jokes

  • I'm with stupid 2

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this is a good idea and i was going to make a few more jokes but i have not done that

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Lynch's dune is p. overrated. Points for artistic weirdness, negative points for trying to be too unique with the movie adaptation of an existing work.

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I wouldn't say that since it's pretty well understood to be a bit of a mess. More of a film I'd alternately gawk at, there are probably bits worth admiring but not a high priority for sitting down to watch on my own.

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DISCUSSO ARCHIVE:

 

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
TIZ
KILENC

Ördögcsecs [21:19]
KILENC

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
NYOLC
HET

Ördögcsecs [21:19]
!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
HAT
OT
NEGY

hong hongskiy [21:19]
:flag-hu:

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
HAROM!
KET!!
EGY!!!!!!!!!

hong hongskiy [21:19]
EGYYYYYY

Ördögcsecs [21:19]
EGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
"about the music"

hong hongskiy [21:19]
you see?

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:19]
thank you title card

hong hongskiy [21:19]
a silent film with sound

Ördögcsecs [21:19]
I am informd

hong hongskiy [21:19]
we truly live in the 21st century

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:20]
wzzzzz goes the line
LE CINEMATHEQUE FRANCAIS

Ördögcsecs [21:20]
a film restored in 1985

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:20]
bom bom
A VICTIM

Ördögcsecs [21:20]
SPOOKY MEDIEVAL INSPIRED MUSIC

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:20]
LIKE BRETT KAVANAUGH

hong hongskiy [21:20]
all great films begin with metavictims
MUTILATED COPIES

Ördögcsecs [21:21]
what the fuck why were all negatives destroye dby fire

hong hongskiy [21:21]
those videotapes with missing fingers
i feel for them

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:21]
this is suspicious

Ördögcsecs [21:21]
NORWEGIAN MENTAL INSTITUTION

hong hongskiy [21:21]
roflmao
so this is reverse-translated from viking

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:21]
discovered in the closet of a norwegian mental institution

Ördögcsecs [21:21]
ok this is the best intro I've ever seen

hong hongskiy [21:21]
french->viking->french->english
i don't know man
does it beat the cows

Ördögcsecs [21:21]
tru

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:22]
AAAAHHH

hong hongskiy [21:22]
HERMANN WARM

Ördögcsecs [21:22]
this far into satantango I was already p depressed (edited)

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:22]
DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC

hong hongskiy [21:22]
....ANTONIN ARTAUD?!?!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:22]
EUGENE AS PIERRE COUCHON

hong hongskiy [21:22]
what the fuck
this film fucking features ANTONIN ARTAUD?
holy shit i cannot read french that fast
oh ok she is condemned and morted

Ördögcsecs [21:22]
IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD?!

hong hongskiy [21:22]
all good films end in mort
oh good now you give us 30 seconds for this one paragraph

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:23]
... there are english subtitles

hong hongskiy [21:23]
MAIS SIMPLE ET HUMAINE
NO I SHALL PERSEVERE IN FRENCH

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:23]
yeah

Ördögcsecs [21:23]
un hero

hong hongskiy [21:23]
i actually do understand over half of this
i am sure the other half is unimportant

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:23]
I am aghast that there are english subtitles

hong hongskiy [21:23]
!!!!
a monastery?
a film set?

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:23]
in any case they are inferior to the french

hong hongskiy [21:24]
a school play?

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:24]
dude the helmets

Ördögcsecs [21:24]
the light thingy to the right is breaking my immersion

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:24]
SIMPLE SPEARMEN
this is literally where they got hte aok models from

Ördögcsecs [21:24]
and a fat swordsman
or man-at-arms rather

hong hongskiy [21:24]
there are more friars here than the entire state of lithuania

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:24]
those are some big :eyes:

hong hongskiy [21:24]
....the costumes in this first scene alone encompass about 600 years
giant paper clips on that bible
VERITE
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
now a man is wearing the giant paperclips

Ördögcsecs [21:25]
SIXTY CAMERA CUTS PER SECOND
this is like
antisatantango

hong hongskiy [21:25]
this is the anti-sa
YES
guys i am disoriented

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:26]
you can't figure out your age if you can't count

hong hongskiy [21:26]
is this to reflect the furious pace at which jeanne d'arc is being pressured
SAVEZ-VOUS VOTRE PATRE?!
guys
is this like a kavanaugh hearing
it is identical

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:26]
uhhh

hong hongskiy [21:26]
even the tears
the tears

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:27]
no shouting though

hong hongskiy [21:27]
they still had their dignity back then
alongside all the witch lynching

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:27]
although the scary eyes make up for a lot of shouting

Ördögcsecs [21:27]
:eyes:

hong hongskiy [21:28]
they really got the good old Alexander the Great-style "i am crazy and chosen by god i constantly stare up vacantly into the sky" thing right

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:28]
of course god hates the english
everyone hates the english (edited)
english

Ördögcsecs [21:28]
TRAP AVOIDED(?)

hong hongskiy [21:28]
was that a secret baseball sign
the tapping of the nostrils

Ördögcsecs [21:28]
she gonna hypnotize everyone and swallow them all like a snake

hong hongskiy [21:29]
.....whoa that was some MTV camerawork
we all know of course that MTV was invented in the 80s in a norwegian mental institution
the sartorial choices are what mark a true saint from a chinese import, obviously

Ördögcsecs [21:30]
fatty you made her open her eyes p wide
you know how dangerous that is

hong hongskiy [21:31]
these questions
this really is the kavanaugh hearings

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:31]
woah what a bunch of perverts
who is this gnome

Ördögcsecs [21:31]
why everyone mad all of sudden

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:31]
a gnome invaded the courtroom
I would be mad too

hong hongskiy [21:31]
because she has proper clothes and they are all wearing those free bathroom towels you get at asian weddings

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:32]
sounds like someone is stealing bathroom towels at asian weddings

hong hongskiy [21:32]
(i used to have towels branded with "Grand Opening of the Lees Barbeque Place, 1987" until circa 2004)
they sure made some great towels, the lees

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:32]
I am now referring to God as Notre-Seigneur

hong hongskiy [21:33]
...that fat friar is going to explode

Ördögcsecs [21:33]
BLASPHEMY

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:33]
IS HE GOING TO SLAP HER

hong hongskiy [21:33]
and M&M's will sprout from his corpse

Ördögcsecs [21:33]
he's actually a petard not a monk

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:33]
SPITTLE

hong hongskiy [21:33]
no no elpea clicked the town bell by mistake
he's retreated

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:34]
I can't believe it's only been 14 movies this is so intense
minutes

Ördögcsecs [21:34]
if this was satantango they'd just about be done with entering the room now

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:35]
I'm leaving that type to stand

Ördögcsecs [21:35]
that guy has AMAZING head veins

hong hongskiy [21:35]
if this was satantango we are already in satantango 2 territory

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:35]
he has all of them

hong hongskiy [21:35]
also one of them would have a baguette on his head
i'm going to need a 2min break once this scene is over to push the dryer button
i'm assuming this scene is 80% of the film
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first
sighting
of
BORIS JOHNSON

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:37]
NO JIM CARREY

hong hongskiy [21:37]
IT'S BORIS, YOU PHILISTINE

Ördögcsecs [21:37]
U LOST UR SOUL

hong hongskiy [21:37]
omg she cried from right eye before
now it's left eye
the symmetry is positively greek

Ördögcsecs [21:38]
DUAL CRYING

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:38]
these windows are not

hong hongskiy [21:38]
yeah
those windows
they are not greek at all
the left one looks like one of those latter day amateur jesus painting restorations

Ördögcsecs [21:38]
LA RUSE

hong hongskiy [21:39]
i'm sure they have the king's signature on a mountain of blank paper
...why does she have a giant ring on her finger

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:39]
I can't tell if this skipping is a consequence of the poor quality of the norwegian mental institution closet film archive or if I fucked something up when I ripped the disc

hong hongskiy [21:40]
everything is like on 1.2x speed
maybe it was the original director's vision

Ördögcsecs [21:40]
people were faster in 1920s

hong hongskiy [21:40]
right, right

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:40]
yeah have you seen other 20s film footage

hong hongskiy [21:40]
it's television that slowed the world down

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:40]
they have a PACE

hong hongskiy [21:40]
hieroglyphics!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:41]
a couple of fun guys

hong hongskiy [21:41]
oh ok they gave her the ring so the gnomes can steal it

Ördögcsecs [21:41]
is that frank from the wire
SYMBOLISM

hong hongskiy [21:42]
guys
the music is getting closer and closer to ragtime

Ördögcsecs [21:42]
the cross kinda looked like the flag of england anyway

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:42]
that's what they want you to think
lousy english
the RUSE

hong hongskiy [21:43]
guys all this scheming
my soul is much aroused

Ördögcsecs [21:43]
wait she can read
fancy
o

hong hongskiy [21:43]
AHISTORICAL-
o.
good good

Ördögcsecs [21:43]
GOOD JOB WITH YOUR SCHEME
could have just given have a take-out meny

hong hongskiy [21:43]
why did they bother to write this

Ördögcsecs [21:43]
u

hong hongskiy [21:43]
right
"I send you this chicken fried rice"
"with peas"

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:44]
THEY KNOW SHE CAN'T READ
didn't even have to doctor the letter

hong hongskiy [21:44]
guys that guys wearing an entire cheese wheel on his head

Ördögcsecs [21:44]
we've already established she can't count to 19 very well

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:44]
you guys are terrible at reading deceitful english schemes

hong hongskiy [21:44]
look we proud frenchmen cannot be expected to be so dastardy

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:45]
it's true

hong hongskiy [21:45]
we eat baguettes and stick baguettes in other people honestly and proudly

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:45]
french keep getting taken in by the english
this is the history of france

hong hongskiy [21:46]
les anglois et ses machinations
omg there's narendra modi
actually
all those friars
they could have got them all off a khruschev era cabinet meeting

Ördögcsecs [21:46]
did she nod sarcastially

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:46]
STOP TRUSTING THIS MAN

Ördögcsecs [21:47]
!!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:47]
NO DON'T LOOK AT HIM

hong hongskiy [21:47]
SHE SAID OUI

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:47]
:liefsopinionsonfootball:
THE SPITTLE
CT DREYER a master of capturing spittle

hong hongskiy [21:47]
it's amazing how the film is like 8 guys all wearing the same clothes looking the same

Ördögcsecs [21:48]
:fly:

hong hongskiy [21:48]
but with no names and no named script you can still establish character

Ördögcsecs [21:48]
I like spittlemonk's horn hair

hong hongskiy [21:48]
in a 21st century remake one of them would have a giant scar across their entire face and one would be wearing pink pantaloons eating gummy bears at the back

Ördögcsecs [21:49]
dodged like a pro

hong hongskiy [21:49]
she'll be confirmed now for sure

Ördögcsecs [21:49]
good job you're now on the supreme court of england
efb

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:49]
kavanaugh must have watched this before his hearing

hong hongskiy [21:50]
oh no oh no

Ördögcsecs [21:50]
tender whispers

hong hongskiy [21:50]
she is losing her GOD POWERS
they really don't like that doublet

Ördögcsecs [21:51]
GENDER IDEOLOGY IS POISONING OUR YOUTH

hong hongskiy [21:51]
how devilishly clever of them
i am waiting for them to bring a comically large wig to the courtroom

Ördögcsecs [21:52]
TORTURE CHAMBER

hong hongskiy [21:52]
VA PREPARER LA TORTURE.

Ördögcsecs [21:52]
O THIS GON BE BIEN

hong hongskiy [21:52]
On y va
Alors alors
oh no the gnomes are back
........

Ördögcsecs [21:53]
not the burgundian poking torture

hong hongskiy [21:53]
not even god can help her with this

Ördögcsecs [21:53]
SYMBOLISME A INTENSIFU

hong hongskiy [21:54]
they're going to let the kids in now
to take selfies with the condemned woman
?!?!?!??!?!!
guys what was that
what was that walk

Ördögcsecs [21:55]
that was fat frank's special attack

hong hongskiy [21:55]
oh god
EVEN THE CROSS THEY WILL NAIL HER ON IS ASYMMETRIC

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:55]
this is a busy torture chamber

hong hongskiy [21:55]
they repurposed an aikido dojo for it

Ördögcsecs [21:56]
they have researched more technology
it's over joan these learned doctors are in the imperial age

hong hongskiy [21:56]
LE DIABLE
they've done it now

Ördögcsecs [21:57]
YOU'VE TANGOED WITH SATAN

hong hongskiy [21:57]
the music is singing El Nino, El Nino

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:57]
she just needs to research REDEMPTION
then she can convert all the technology

hong hongskiy [21:57]
oh god, more letters
they are torturing her with modern technology

Ördögcsecs [21:58]
demonic signs!

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:58]
BLOCK PRINTING
THAT WILL PROVIDE +3 CONVERSION RANGE

hong hongskiy [21:58]
quick use that quill and pluck his eyeball

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:58]
BEAT OUT THEIR QUILL TECHNOLOGY

hong hongskiy [21:58]
the church opens its bras
i think that's what the french said
but if you refuse, we will take your restaurants

Ördögcsecs [21:59]
S E U L E

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:59]
S E U L E A V E C D I E U

hong hongskiy [21:59]
it's like a linkin park chorus

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:59]
:eyes:

Ördögcsecs [21:59]
these comebacks are :fire:

hong hongskiy [21:59]
SEULE AVEC DIEU

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [21:59]
SILHOUETTES OF SAWS

hong hongskiy [22:00]
guys
thsi is it
this is the wheel for our D&D attack on bonegrinder
elpea will ride it to glory

Ördögcsecs [22:00]
she found a loophole
call off the wheel of spikes

hong hongskiy [22:00]
"i will NEVER confess, except i might, and then say i was forced"
she is unequivocal
no compromise whatsoever

Ördögcsecs [22:01]
it's spinning super fast

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:01]
SHE PASSED OUT
WHAT A TRICK
THE DEVIL DID IT

Ördögcsecs [22:01]
what was the torture again

hong hongskiy [22:01]
yeah everyone knows health & safety regulations forbid them to torture an unconscious person

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:01]
well
they are the most learned doctors

hong hongskiy [22:01]
you have to wait until they register decent blood circulation and have not eaten spicy foods for 2 days

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:01]
they didn't get their licenses for nothing

Ördögcsecs [22:02]
the wheel has sucked away her life force

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:02]
okay
they did

hong hongskiy [22:02]
BRING OUT THE LEECHES

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:02]
they are projecting
she's very rusey

Ördögcsecs [22:03]
THIS IS NOT HYGIENIC
ew

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:03]
woah this film is not for the squeamish

hong hongskiy [22:04]
they were very hardy back in the 20s

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:04]
uh did that guy walk through the door twice

hong hongskiy [22:04]
mayhap it reflects her disoriented vision

Ördögcsecs [22:04]
"nah it's ok we took away all your blood you'll be fine"

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:05]
the church is actually quite reasonable
top class medical care for prisoners

Ördögcsecs [22:05]
ew no touching

hong hongskiy [22:05]
that is indeed the defining characteristic of churches

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:06]
okay the eyes are back she's not dying

Ördögcsecs [22:06]
imagine having your last rites administered by boris johnson

hong hongskiy [22:06]
live-tweeted to The Telegraph

Ördögcsecs [22:06]
she fucking loves sacraments
YEAH HOLY WATER AND SHIT

hong hongskiy [22:07]
add one (1) clump of basil when holy water is boiling.

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:07]
did she just say she's jean chretien

hong hongskiy [22:07]
a good christian

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:07]
bon jean chretien

Ördögcsecs [22:07]
aw blueballed on the wafer

hong hongskiy [22:07]
you bad canadienne
EAT THE BODY, JOAN
EAT THE BODY
EAT THE CHOCOLATE COIN

Ördögcsecs [22:08]
jump up like a salmon and grab the wafer with your mouth

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:08]
um it means nothing if she doesn't write "X" on the paper

Ördögcsecs [22:08]
did you know that there's actually a church doctrine on what happens when that wafer turns to poop
it sort of detranssubstantiates so that you don't poop out jesus

hong hongskiy [22:09]
right, great theological debates over how far it has to go down the oesophagus before the transsubstantiation occurs
if you end up choking on the wafer do you spit it back out or double down

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:09]
THE TRUTH
YOU GET CALLED A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL
AND YOU
AND YOU
AND YOU
AND YOU

hong hongskiy [22:10]
LE BOURREAU!
omg omg omg omg

Ördögcsecs [22:10]
cool bird grafitti

hong hongskiy [22:10]
that duck-swan thing
omg
NOW WE SEE

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:10]
wut
wut
? !! !

hong hongskiy [22:10]
JOAN HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE FLYING HUMANOID SWAN GOD CULT

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:10]
this is the coolest film ever

hong hongskiy [22:10]
THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVERT HER

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:10]
A FLAIL
THE GUY HAS A FLAIL

hong hongskiy [22:10]
omg
but only seen as a shadow
the director is a genius

Ördögcsecs [22:11]
this film symbolizes elpea's mental anguish in this bird loving world

hong hongskiy [22:11]
OUTDOOR SCENE
was that just a cameo by Chirac
also this entire church feels disturbingly spanish in its architecture
like they filmed it in San Diego or something

Ördögcsecs [22:12]
it symbolizes a thematic continuity with the spanish inquisition to come

hong hongskiy [22:12]
aha
my king is a bigger christian than your king

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:12]
the noblest chretien is jean chretien silly jeanne

hong hongskiy [22:12]
has more piety score
BLOOD AND SOIL

Ördögcsecs [22:13]
what the fuck are they digging for if she gonna get burned

hong hongskiy [22:13]
Pasted image at 2018-09-30, 1:13 PM


Ördögcsecs [22:13]
or was the burning inefficient enough that you had to bury the leftovers

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:13]
jesus christ there are WORMS

Ördögcsecs [22:13]
EW GROSS WORMS

hong hongskiy [22:13]
you can't leave her ashes out in the open silly, it will scatter into the air and pose a long term health risk to young children's lungs
the EPA has strict regulations for all heathen burnings

Ördögcsecs [22:14]
tru
WHAT ABOUT SIR JOHN FASTOLF JOAN

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:14]
she wronged all those englishmen she incited all those french against
VOIS LE BOURREAU

hong hongskiy [22:14]
see joan if you just got with the spiky wheel before
we wouldn't hav e to do the burning

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:15]
if only you confessed you could have had a cookie
WE'RE VERY REASONABLE

Ördögcsecs [22:15]
GRAND PITIE

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:15]
okay no cookie and you burn to death
FLAIL VIEWED DIRECTLY

Ördögcsecs [22:16]
AFTER BEING FORESHADOWED
haha
foreshadowed
:100:

hong hongskiy [22:16]
oh god oh god
oh god
oh god
SHE WROTE AN O

Ördögcsecs [22:16]
she's writing "fuckez-vous"

hong hongskiy [22:16]
THE O LOOKS LIKE A NOOSE
MORE SYMBOLISME

Ördögcsecs [22:16]
!!!

hong hongskiy [22:17]
she signed it
WHAT A TWIST

Ördögcsecs [22:17]
this is the most shocking twist since they killed hitler in basterds
BREAD OF SORROW
I fucking hate bread of sorrow

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:18]
that's just stale bread
!!!
:baguette_bread:

Ördögcsecs [22:18]
what's water of anguish though
WHAT'S WATER OF ANGUISH EUGENE

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:18]
american beer

Ördögcsecs [22:18]
oh my god oh no

hong hongskiy [22:18]
!!!!!!
THEY TWISTED THE TWIST

Ördögcsecs [22:19]
ACTION SEQUENCE

hong hongskiy [22:19]
i thought the problem was she looked too manly
now they are cutting her hair even more

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:19]
she's joining pussy riot

hong hongskiy [22:19]
omg a dancer with tights
HISTORICISM

Ördögcsecs [22:20]
:goose:

hong hongskiy [22:20]
THE WHEEL RETURNS

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:20]
obviously a lot of people came to see the show they can't cancel now

hong hongskiy [22:20]
FIRST AS TRAGEDY, NOW AS FARCE
whoa that's clever
they used a martha stewart cutting board to scoop up that hair

Ördögcsecs [22:20]
HATE-TOI

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:21]
she is entrusting the cleaning man with her important message

hong hongskiy [22:21]
A TWIST UPON TWIST UPON TWIST?!

Ördögcsecs [22:21]
TWISTS NEVER END

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:21]
but he is obviously a resourceful individual
with his cutting board dustpan

hong hongskiy [22:21]
and his magick broom

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:21]
did you see no hair stuck to that broom

hong hongskiy [22:21]
look joan you realise if you cancel now you'll have to refund up to 10% of the entrance fees
it's a dyson broom

Ördögcsecs [22:22]
NO BACKSIES JOAN
they just dug the grave shut now they'll have to redig it
joan this was really inconsiderate

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:24]
wow the church is so reasonable they even let her take back her confession
find me a more reasonable church

Ördögcsecs [22:24]
boris is going to be traumatized for life
he's already got the :eyes:
"ok nm I'd like to take back my taking back"
aw yiss
sacraments

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:26]
does english not have its own word for last sacrament

hong hongskiy [22:26]
the church is always willing to revise its documentation

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:26]
she's going to die might as well full blaspheme
WOAH
:fire:
MARTYR LYFE

Ördögcsecs [22:27]
thanks god

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:27]
or death

hong hongskiy [22:27]
one truly wins by losing horribly
it's like the Passion of Mush here

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:28]
haha they got the last laugh
not just heretic, heretic RELAPSE

hong hongskiy [22:28]
oh look it's the kids on work experience

Ördögcsecs [22:28]
UPSIDE DOWN CAMERA WITCHERY

hong hongskiy [22:28]
whoa
that's a lot of extras
what is this, some hollywood blockbuster
THE BIRD IS BACK

Ördögcsecs [22:29]
waferrrrrrrrrrrr

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:29]
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Ördögcsecs [22:30]
IF THEY WAFER HER IT MEANS SHE'S OK IN THE CHURCH'S BOOKS SO WHY ARE THEY BURNING HER THIS IS THEOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS
also did that guy have medieval glasses

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:30]
see if they wanted to play up different characters they'd have had four eyes and beardy

Ördögcsecs [22:30]
and WHEEL LEGS
what the fuck was that

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:30]
!!!!!

Ördögcsecs [22:31]
half of the entire population of france in extras
"I better not fucking have to do this a third time" - executioner

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:31]
tell elpea he can't watch this

Ördögcsecs [22:32]
:pigeon:

hong hongskiy [22:32]
she welcomes death with good heart

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:32]
did they give her extra flammable clothes

hong hongskiy [22:32]
made of recycled materials

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:32]
um

Ördögcsecs [22:32]
are they gonna burn this perfectly good bathing robe

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:32]
did I see that song on the karaoke list
it's like how kids' pajamas have to be flame retardant but opposite

Ördögcsecs [22:35]
HERE HAVE A JESUS ON A STICK

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:35]
that's a lot of wood they're spending
4
4
literally you could buy 5 mangonels with that

Ördögcsecs [22:35]
would have been useful for when guy josselyne comes and avenges her on everyone
by sticking a flag on a hill

hong hongskiy [22:36]
MORE BIRDS

Ördögcsecs [22:36]
:fire::eyes: :bird:

hong hongskiy [22:36]
they shall deliver her soul to the lord
and away from this open flame barbeque with poor ventilation

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:37]
or yeah like 22 longbowmen

Ördögcsecs [22:37]
FLYING FLAIL

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:37]
SHIT
SHIT
JESUS HIMSELF LITERALLY BURNING

Ördögcsecs [22:37]
YEAH YOU SMOKED JESUS

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:37]
WOAH

Ördögcsecs [22:38]
FUCKS UP WERE MADE

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:38]
to have that man
's cojones

Ördögcsecs [22:38]
better murder all witnesses

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:38]
use your flail not your feet dumbass
that's why you have it

Ördögcsecs [22:38]
was that a trebuchet

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:39]
GET THEIAS AWAY
okay we don't need to look at her charred corpse

Ördögcsecs [22:39]
SKIRMISHERS
BOMBARDS
SCENES
did she run away
is this the ultimate twist

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:40]
this film literally foreshadowed the use of flails

Ördögcsecs [22:41]
from the AIR DEMONS
remember to always shield your soul with fire or they'll kidnap you on your way to ciel
so like
did joan win or lose this scenario
this sounds vaguely like the victory music

hong hongskiy [22:41]
i mean
she caused a massive riot
how is that ever a loss

Ördögcsecs [22:41]
but I need to see the graph at the end

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:42]
it sounded like defeat music imo

hong hongskiy [22:42]
sorry, the film out of sync'd just before that
the danish couldn't keep it up

Ördögcsecs [22:42]
I think she darkflamed in a wonder victory

hong hongskiy [22:43]
you just destroyed every ounce of sympathy i slowly developed for this woman

soggy 'no captain pogba equals coward' frog [22:43]
maybe it was a custom win condition

hong hongskiy [22:43]
there is no turning back now from my hatred

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oh my god

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27-Aug-95
UK London,National Film Theatre
(with Nick Cave)

Note: Screening of "The Passion of Joan of Arc" (La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc), a 1928 silent French film directed by Carl Theodor Dreyer. Live musical accompaniment by Dirty Three, with Nick Cave (on piano).

 

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why don't our simulwatches have a live musical accompaniment by Dirty Three, with Nick Cave :acertainkindofanger:

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once we've figured out the technology to simulpause a live band

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Can we watch "The Man Who Killed Don Quixote" and appreciate its 30 yrs of development hell and international release ban?

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oh my god it's screening in april

it says select canadian locations but doesn't say where

so I may have to drive down to watertown just to see it

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