Jump to content
Flying Purple Hippos Forums
Lucianox

thread for people whose country qualified for the world cup

Recommended Posts

shusky I hope you beat senegal, that team with a long tradition of excellent football

 

unlike those orange guys

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

ah jeez I just watched

having completely forgot its existence a day after the previous world cup ended and it caused me to immediately age 4 years

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yeah well I surely wouldn't have forgotten a thing that's traumatized you so easily right?

 

like that one time you lost 1-7 to germany in literally a world cup semifinal, at home

 

like actually you were at home and in a world cup semifinal and you lost 1-7 to germany

 

seven being the number of goals you conceded

 

not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, but seven

 

and it was 0-7 before you scrambled one goal in like injury time

 

and it was 0-5 already at 30 minutes

 

there were crying children and also crying grown men on giant screens everywhere, and also in the streets, for you were at home and expected to win the entire world cup, but instead you lost 1-7 to germany

 

having conceded 7 goals

 

including 3 over a span of 4 minutes

 

in a world cup semifinal

 

to germany

  • I'm with stupid 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

we should just do what the dutchies do

 

you can't get hurt if you don't qualify

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

or maybe we should have lost to the fucking ukraine (lmao) so that we would not have suffered at the hands of the nazis

Edited by Elpeax

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yes ok so a website that tells you which euro team to support during a world cup based on your dna is the single most american thing i have ever seen

 

and i have recurring dreams of donald trump recieving oral sex from a bald eagle in a tub full of moist apple pie and ground beef so, high standards

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yes ok so a website that tells you which euro team to support during a world cup based on your dna is the single most american thing i have ever seen

 

and i have recurring dreams of donald trump recieving oral sex from a bald eagle in a tub full of moist apple pie and ground beef so, high standards

this is the most dave thing i have ever heard of

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i have temporarily enabled antidugongs

thanks, that should keep invaders out :arms:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...