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MOST IMPORTANTLY:

 

Curling now has THREE EVENTS, with a MIXED DOUBLES tournament added to the regular curling!!

 

and yes,

 

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Everything takes place in the middle of the fucking night (yorp) or the middle of the fucking day (yoos)

 

SCHEDULE OF IMPORTANT STUFF:

Feb 8: curling mixed doubles

Feb 9: curling mixed doubles, opening ceremony come laugh at korea and its many failures

Feb 10: curling mixed doubles, MEN'S TINY SKI JUMPING FINAL!! A SHORT TRACK FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 11: curling mixed doubles, MEN'S DOWNHILL FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 12: curling mixed doubles semifinals, WOMEN'S GIANT FUCKING SLALOM FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!! WOMEN'S TINY SKI JUMPING FINAL!!

Feb 13: CURLING MIXED DOUBLES FINAL!! MEN'S COMBINED FINAL!! A SHORT TRACK FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 14: regular curling, WOMEN'S SLALOM FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 15: regular curling, MEN'S SUPER G FINAL!! MEN'S 10K SPEED SKATING FINAL THE MOST PEACEFUL OF ALL FINALS!!

Feb 16: regular curling, WOMEN'S 5K SPEED SKATING FINAL ALSO VERY PEACEFUL & GOOD FOR YOUR NERVES

Feb 17: regular curling, MEN'S LARGE SKI JUMPING FINAL!! WOMEN'S SUPER G FINAL!! TWO SHORT TRACK FINALS!!

Feb 18: regular curling, A SPEED SKATING FINAL!! MEN'S GIANT FUCKING SLALOM FINAL!!

Feb 19: regular curling, TEAM SKI JUMPING FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 20: regular curling, A SHORT TRACK FINAL!!

Feb 21: regular curling, WOMEN'S DOWNHILL FINAL!! TWO SPEED SKATING FINALS!!

Feb 22: regular curling men's semifinals, THREE SHORT TRACK FINALS!!

Feb 23: regular curling men's bronze + women's semifinals, WOMEN'S COMBINED FINAL!! A SPEED SKATING FINAL!!

Feb 24: REGULAR CURLING MEN'S FINAL + WOMEN'S BRONZE!! SOME WEIRD ALPINE MIXED TEAM FINAL!! TWO SPEED SKATING FINALS!!

Feb 25: REGULAR CURLING WOMEN'S FINAL!!

 

SCHEDULE OF IMPORTANT STUFF, FOR DAVE:

Feb 18: Two-man bobsleigh runs 1 and 2

Feb 19: TWO-MAN-BOBSLEIGH RUNS 3 AND 4!!

Feb 20: Two-woman bobsleigh runs 1 and 2

Feb 21: TWO-WOMAN BOBSLEIGH RUNS 3 AND 4!!

Feb 24: Four-man bobsleigh runs 1 and 2

Fen 25: FOUR-MAN BOBSLEIGH RUNS 3 AND 4!!

 

SCHEDULE OF IMPORTANT STUFF, FOR WEIRD PEOPLE AND ALSO FOR ME BUT ONLY IN DEEPEST SECRET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_2018_Winter_Olympics

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that is the best idea and this the first time I have stepped foot in this forum in years (because I saw john reply so I knew it wasn't football)

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Do you not all have massive DVRs set to record literally everything?

 

We use the internet like normal people, not surburban middle aged women.

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ok time to stealth watch the opening ceremony while at work

 

there's some children doing some goonies shit in a cave and HOLY SHIT THE GHOST OF YI SUN SHIN'S TURTLE SHIP JUST FLOATED AT THEM

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OH LOOK DOWNHILL GOT POSTPONED DUE TO WIND HOW ABOUT POSTPONING SKI JUMPING DUE TO WIND CONSIDERING THAT WIND COMPLETELY FUCKS WITH SKI JUMPING YOU AWFUL PEOPLE

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the free skate in the team competition was NUTS

 

the female USA skater was only the third female EVER to do a triple axel at the Olympics, but she still lost to the 15-year-old Russian who was perfect in every way

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ummm there's runny skis and runny skates and short runny skates and a curling final on all at the same time in two hours

 

WHY IS EVERYTHING ON AT THE SAME MOMENT

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