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I kept yelling at Giselle at how bad the battle was going...

It seemed like the defenders were sieging the attackers and the defenders wanted to feed early to avoid a delayed defeat.

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look isn't it obvious by now all the good writers would rather be writing about why the show is bad so they had to hire the shitty ones

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It was a very good episode of television, as far as cool shots and excitement and suspense and horror goes. But unfortunately the whole thing kind of falls apart if you spend anytime thinking about it.

Those wide shots of the dragons flying above the clouds ruled though. Also the music was great.

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The music was indeed amazing

The on-castle blue dragon action was cool too

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I don't think dragonglass can kill him? Or else the dragonfire would have?

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THOUGHTS ON THEORY ABOUT BRAN BEING THE LORD OF LIGHT?

Reanimates dead dudes with fire instead of ice (like jon and his mommy)

Can light things on fire

Was doing shit during the battle

idk it's on reddit

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jon leaving winterfell forever without petting his dog proves that the writers are sociopaths 

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I am 100% sure that dany getting ambushed by actually, literally a fleet was the stupidest thing I've ever seen, a title previously held by bronn's crossbow negotiations

also if cersei pincushioned tyrion there at the end there would have been an actually good buildup for the final episodes. but yeah keep killing total non-entities for emotional impact with two episodes to go, I'm on the edge of my seat

  • I'm with stupid 1

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literally what's going to happen:

dragonborn blonde will go crazy and burn everyone alive

will blame tyrion the idiot for literally making every terrible call for 2 seasons or so and then also kill him

jon "knows nothing" snow will murder his queen

jaime, well, who the fuck cares

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should I also point out that the longboats only had front ballistae and were all facing the same way, so she only had to fly a bit behind them to trogdor everything effortlessly

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Also they should take ~a minute to reload, the first volley missed, and she was ready to burn them then didn't.

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okay

why haven't I known about this channel since season 5

it would have made my life considerably better

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I don't even know what to say at this point. It's hard to do a final season, most final seasons are the worst seasons of a show, but this is just ridiculous. We're at Dexter Season 8 levels here folks.

  • Dugong 1

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I hate this because it's so bad that I can't even get mad at it and pick it apart

like all the previous episodes and seasons were entertaining to spitewatch but this was just a huge waste of everyone's time

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wait there is one thing that objectively owns about this

in the us over the past few years like three thousand baby girls have been named named khaleesi lmao

  • Dugong 1

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okay fph let's guess who's going to end up on the throne in the end

my bet is on bran just because it would make literally the least sense of all possible options

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