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the preview/example timelines looks so good - mine? Mine looks terribad

sinus is acting up I can already feel my head setting up explosive charges

quick someone give me tips on how to pretend I watch football!

Every time I call the store I want to go work from there (Hakeem Edward, Sandy Nauth)

The cat went 10 claws onto my shirt and chest

Sitting at centra-care sign that says "no wait ER!" After being told I'll have to wait hours.

Having heartburn for the first time in my life. It's now on its second day, is that normal? . It's seriously cutting down on my coffee drinking.

Lopez Tonight is being cancelled. YES!

Not even 300 Miles on the car and a pebble cracks my windshield. Geico guy laughed on the phone at how fast it happened

My two teams can't score penalties. FML.

USA! USA!

Holy crazy sideway storm batman. My power is out again

Deleting the people I don't care about. If you're seeing this, I forgot to delete you!

SEGA!♫

What a night =/

I would have found her not guilty as well. Not to say she is or isn't but the state had a shitty case full or holes and doubts.

Throat feeling better now especially with this hot cocoa. I can now talk without wanting to saw my neck off

Still super sick (my skull is going to crack and my nose is going to catch on fire) but at least the internet is back

If you're going to take my phone to post fake facebook things at least make it creative =/

If you're going to take my phone to post fake facebook things at least make it creative =/

My sister is the best

Happy father's day will go to my mother Betania Barahona since she's always been my mother and father .

Aww Scott unfriended me on facebook /deephurt

I'm a raccoon and this week in your attic has been the best week of my raccoon life. I've already had like 4 babies.