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Shuskee

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  1. Shuskee

    ducks

    are you bamboozling us
  2. i can't wait for it to go to penalties and then giroud takes the last one and skies it but cech rises up like a supersonic salmon and deflects it into his own net, forever becoming the king of sleeper agents
  3. https://fph.fandom.com/wiki/Literally_the_best_thing_anyone_has_ever_done
  4. yeah the thing about this show is that for the last four seasons literally nothing mattered but the most literal, plainly spelled-out developments so I'm kinda sure that all thought that went into bloodraven was "we're gonna sit max von sydow in a cave how ominous" and he was forgotten the second he disappeared from the screen, kinda like quaithe and meera
  5. hey if it upset sansa so much that jon has to go to the wall but bran had to do this to keep peace with the greyworms then why did they even keep up that bargain if the greyworms are just fucking off to fucking cape verde? oh no yara and her three remaining ulfsarks will be mad also are you aware that the wall is now in sansa's and not bran's jurisdiction so she can do fucking whatever also why is there even a night watch anymore all the dead are dead and all the wildlings are bros please note that I'm pointing these things out just so that I don't have to think about tyrion's catastrophic WHAT'S THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD???????? STORIES speech which was so stunningly and exquisitely bad that I actually looked away from the screen because I was feeling so bad for peter dinklage for having to deliver it like I am now sure that d&d made it bad on purpose because they are both grown-ass adults who have lived to however old they are without accidentally killing themselves by jamming crayons into their ears, and if they have the mental capacity to achieve that then surely they are way too smart to have sincerely come up with this trainwreck
  6. I WAS NOT PREPARED I THOUGHT NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME AFTER FOUR SEASONS OF SENSATIONALLY STUPID SHIT BUT TURNS OUT I WAS ABSOLUTELY DEFENCELESS AGAINST THE MOUNTAIN OF BADNESS THAT HAS CRUSHED MY SOUL JUST NOW
  7. maybe they only offered you half of italy sarcastically, and you made a faux pas by accepting
  8. wait the championship playoff final is literally fat frank vs jt???? what demented mou fanfic is this
  9. FAT FRANK IS A WICKED CHELSOR DO NOT TRUST HIM
  10. Yeah this is a solid bet except with Jon killing Dany and then fucking off north all sad like Because Arya has already fucked off on A Horse Named Symbolism and will start an organic fair trade bakery with Hot Pie
  11. i heard y'all want some ekstraklasa highlights https://gfycat.com/pl/piercingethicalarcticduck
  12. okay fph let's guess who's going to end up on the throne in the end my bet is on bran just because it would make literally the least sense of all possible options
  13. wait there is one thing that objectively owns about this in the us over the past few years like three thousand baby girls have been named named khaleesi lmao
  14. I hate this because it's so bad that I can't even get mad at it and pick it apart like all the previous episodes and seasons were entertaining to spitewatch but this was just a huge waste of everyone's time
  15. that's where arya's going she's going to alaska to become a lumberjack
  16. LIEF HAS BEATEN MY HISTORIC TOP FINISH oh I see I see how it is *ties a bandana around head* *plays eye of the tiger on repeat* *adds minor bournemouth and palace and burnley rumour blogs to favourites* *sharpens* *scowls*
  17. everyone in ekstraklasa is neonazis even the jew teams are neonazis
  18. ok but we all have to admit that the only three cases in all of premier league history of a team being top at christmas and still not winning being liverpool is objectively very funny
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