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Dire Wolf

What remains of Templarhood
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Dire Wolf last won the day on May 15 2015

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About Dire Wolf

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    Should have thought of his own title by now
  • Birthday 10/31/1988

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  1. Yes hi all. What’s everyone been up to? Any one of us dead yet? Pascal was pretty old.
  2. Seriously how much acid are you guys taking
  3. No, I don't. Are we not doing MSN Messenger anymore? I don't know why I fell off the face of the planet.
  4. Yea, you were all dicks. I was just a lonely kid with no real life friends trying to find an outlet with people who I thought were cool. Unfortunately, you guys did not feel the same. Every night as tears welled up into my eyes after the daily abuse, I thought -- I hoped I would find a friend. Then Elpea joined the clan, and everything just seemed so much brighter. Someone untainted by the sick people in these forums and with good spirits about him. He was without a doubt the best thing that has ever happened to this clan... or so I thought. I don't remember what post or what topic it was, but I know this: he ended it with . I couldn't believe it. The only good light that shined here now left me sitting alone in the dark. It was at this time I knew that I had to face the fact that even even nerds on the internet didn't like me and that I was forever doomed to be alone. I went through years and years of therapy and trying different medications, but I think I'm better now. The other night when I was drunkenly masturbating to pictures of Dakota Fanning, I finally had the courage to open google and type in the name of the forums. Low and behold, people are still here, active, and overall much nicer. It seems we've all grown up a little (even Dakota, who is now 21). I missed you guys. Also, yes, DF, karma demands that you worship me. Oh sure, everyone gets to be a dick. I do it once and suddenly I'm hitler well fuck you dire PUPPY!!!
  5. Um... am I the only person to not visit DF?! I might have to come to Amsterdam and remedy that.
  6. I want the opportunity to be a dick to DF IRL.
  7. Yea, you were all dicks. I was just a lonely kid with no real life friends trying to find an outlet with people who I thought were cool. Unfortunately, you guys did not feel the same. Every night as tears welled up into my eyes after the daily abuse, I thought -- I hoped I would find a friend. Then Elpea joined the clan, and everything just seemed so much brighter. Someone untainted by the sick people in these forums and with good spirits about him. He was without a doubt the best thing that has ever happened to this clan... or so I thought. I don't remember what post or what topic it was, but I know this: he ended it with . I couldn't believe it. The only good light that shined here now left me sitting alone in the dark. It was at this time I knew that I had to face the fact that even even nerds on the internet didn't like me and that I was forever doomed to be alone. I went through years and years of therapy and trying different medications, but I think I'm better now. The other night when I was drunkenly masturbating to pictures of Dakota Fanning, I finally had the courage to open google and type in the name of the forums. Low and behold, people are still here, active, and overall much nicer. It seems we've all grown up a little (even Dakota, who is now 21). I missed you guys. Also, yes, DF, karma demands that you worship me.
  8. What has happened to this place?
  9. I got a malware warning from Chrome upon visiting this page... :|
  10. Dire Wolf has resigned from the game. Dire Wolf has lost a Town Center.
  11. So DF and I can't play cause we can't connect to each other. What should we do?
  12. IT'S MY INTERNET. We were able to connect at one point, but then my game crashed. I couldn't connect after that though.
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