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  1. Shuskee

    Shuskee

    Président de la République DHS


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  2. Frog

    Frog

    What remains of Templarhood


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  3. Lief

    Lief

    What remains of Templarhood


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  4. Veggie

    Veggie

    What remains of Templarhood


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    I was very busy with things but now I'm BACK and ready to defend my title. Just gotta wait until David Luiz completes his transfer to Arsenal tomorrow and my team will be ready to go.
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    make sure that he, making haste, doesn't by accident eat the manatee video, reclaim a boat, and sail some lame falafels
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    Update: Dan is coming to town next weekend to reclaim the manatee video, eat falafel, and sail lame boats with his parents instead of awesome boats with me.
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    yes I wisely invested those monies in Alisson
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    i have no words for you, sir, only pixels
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    Last evening, August 10 2019, 5 FPHers got together to do something the likes of which we haven't seen in some time: Play Age of Empires. Two versions of it. It went pretty well. Game One Game: Age of Empires II: HD Edition Rules: Random land map (small-ish), we got Continental, Conquest victory, normal whatever Teams: Dave vs Soggyfrog, with Veggie, Elpea, and Mush on diplo Civs: Dave (Incas), Soggyfrog (Japanese), Veggie (Mayans), Elpea (Celts), Mush (Goths) Dave and Soggy on opposite sides of the map, with Elpea to the side on the left and Mush and Veggie to the side on the right. Mostly reasonable map generation except that two of Veggie's sheep spawned on Soggy's land, and I got one of Elpea's boars... Smaller than normal maps and 20 year old random map generation don't play well together. There's lots of water on this map, which means lots of fish. You should always fish, it's like having an extra TC making villagers. Soggy placed one of the worst docks I've ever seen though. Veggie's wasn't much better. Docks should stick out into the middle of a large body of water, where there are more fish. And then we all boomed forever. Dave fast castled, Soggy seemed worried about a rush so was a bit slower / more defensive. Veggie and Elpea were already market trading in Feudal, which was novel. Elpea seemed to brilliantly predict that Soggy would raid him early instead of going for Dave, built some perfectly symmetrical stone walls to keep him out, then opened up the gate with his trade carts. Meanwhile Dave was all about the castles, and had Soggy running back home. No one tell Soggy the castles didn't have murder holes. Soggy had enough of the aggressive castle dropping, and started trebbing them down. The Kamayuks moved in to respond... And completely demolished everything. What the fuck? But Soggy had trebbed down Dave's forward castles, and combined with a BAXSTAB from Veggie, the attack was stopped. The Kamayuks engaged, and killed everything. They also killed Soggy's attempt at pushing Dave's castles while he was busy with Veggie, which Dave later criticized Soggy for not doing. But it turned out the Kamayuks just took care of it. These things are stupid good. They're even good at tearing down buildings, because their 1 range lets you attack with twice as many. With the Veggie uprising put down, Dave returned to fight Soggy, this time with his BFF 4 LYFE NO BAXSTAB buddy Elpea. The Final Battle... at least the final one that mattered. Once again, Kamayuks killed all. BUT WAIT! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING IN THE EAST!!!!! The Mush is invading Veggie! And he's... Winning!? He won. Back on the southern front, Dave killed Soggy all the way. BUT SOGGY ESCAPED BY BOAT, to the back of Mush's base! Soggy and Mush were allied, and Soggy and Veggie were allied, but Mush killed Veggie, and I don't even know what's going on that's the magic of diplo And then the Kamayuks killed Mush. And Soggy transported back to Veggie's burned down base. This is getting tedius, Dave and Elpea cleaned up what was left and didn't baxstab each other because they're BFFS 4 LYFE and never baxstab. The end. Mostly Dave beat up Soggy, and also everyone beat up Veggie. COMING UP IN PART TWO: Age of Mythology, including some normal 2v2 action, and then possibly the greatest new mode FPH has ever invented: KOTH UBL with team shared resources and population. It's wonderful and terrible at the same time. Mostly terrible. So terrible it's wonderful.
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    Dear Friends, Having observed our impotent response to the solicitation of Dr. Vecht for radical and current literature which might awaken him from his liberal complacency, I took it upon myself to seek out a number of recent works which might serve to better educate our politically removed friend. The suggestions are not exhaustive, but simply a starting point, especially since these concern social phenomena as they exist primarily in the American republic rather than the wider world. I do highlight a number of features which I applied in searching for appropriate texts, and which I believe should be met by any other works you may sponsor for this association. The texts shall: Be current, being published in the last 5-10 years, and being concerned with real affairs of present-day society. Address issues which affect the society-at-large, so that any incorporation of journalism or memoir regarding the unique circumstances of individuals must serve to complement discussion of larger, statistically demonstrable trends. Not be so esoteric as to be unavailable except to the private collector or one with access to a research library. Be written or available in the English language, as this society is motivated by the democratic view that even the less cultured of the Templars may be able to contribute to our discussions. I wish to propose no other criteria, although I shall happily accept others for discussion. Regarding the structure of this association, I believe a loose affiliation should suffice, so that the members should not carry its obligations as a burden. There is no need for a scheduled discussion time, or commitment or schedule for completing the agreed-upon text. We should simply prepare a text discussion thread or channel to which members can contribute as they please. Additionally, admission to the text discussion thread should not be restricted to those who have made the full commitment, and even those who have not obtained a copy of the text should be welcome to participate. The main purpose of the association should be to select a book with sufficient appeal to the members, and to add to the act of reading a positive social aspect. Having now stated the purpose for the association, proposed a number of criteria for the literature, and detailed a structure, I now invite the Templars to declare their interest and suggest amendments. I include below the suggestions described above and await your replies. Yours truly, Hon. Sogg E. Frog, Order of the Bouvetoya Enclave An attached list of suggestions Stamped from the Beginning (Ibram X. Kendi, 2016, 592 pgs.) The Sixth Extinction (Elizabeth Kolbert, 2014, 336 pgs.) The Heartbeat of Wounded Knee (David Truer, 2019, 526 pgs.) Evicted (Matthew Desmond, 2016, 418 pgs.) The New Jim Crow (Michelle Alexander, 2010, 290 pgs.) Rage Becomes Her (Soroya Chemaly, 2018, 364 pgs.) The Fifth Risk (Michael Lewis, 2018, 219 pgs.)
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    he's also bringing a young child to show off, who if all goes well, will neither eat nor be eaten by manatees.
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    you never want to captain digne but you always wish you had
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    Sir, technically, Hong, 2020 will qualify for all of those criteria
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    lol I did not have faith in the pope and adrian got slide tackled by a fan and now I may have to take a hit just to have a fit keeper
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    I AM AVERAGE PERFECTLY AVERAGE
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    *looks up from freshly done defensive megatransfer that incurred a 12-point hit* your point being??
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    you know how much harold hates the criticism on http://flyingpurplehippos.org
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    oh good my relentless criticism of Harry Kane on http://flyingpurplehippos.org inspired him to do a goal
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    okay aston villa, we get it, you're pretty good, now just please let Harold do a goal or two
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    omg only now did I get to design my kit the "no room for racism" logo is gorgeous
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    ok let's confess our sins
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    can't believe this is the team I settled on, what the shit
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    yes my entire strategy revolves around making 4 transfers every 2 weeks
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    It is time Arsenal "defence" = fired from football
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    Wow the new font on the FPL website is extremely bad.
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    Or perhaps all of these preseason rumblings are just the prelude to a VEGGIECTORY it's like a mastectomy but less joyful
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    hey guess who won the 2019 audi cup
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    one week and a bit for your awful squads @Lucianox @Lief @Dan @Dave @Flint of Dark Flame
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    QUOTH THE BOOK OF PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    suggesting to ban shusky is a bannable offense, definitely
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    OK IF THE DOWNLOAD FINISHES BY THEN THAT IS and also if by 27th you mean 28th because otherwise it would require time travel which would be impractical
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    IT'S CALLED A GAVEL
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    is this the sequel to chernobyl
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    Is there a single thing in the world more existentially dreadful than copy-pasted wishes to enjoy yourself
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    Behold the ANARCHO-MARXISTES All my pool points will be completely meaningless because everybody else will have them, thus I shall be victorious with surprise TROY DEENEY COJONES POINTS
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    Friends, the Cinemarcheologist Division has ventured into the deep jungles of Best Korea to identify the oldest and most prestigious films from the peninsula The Vow Made Before the Moon (1923) was the VERY FIRST, funded by the Japanese colonialists eager to imprint cultural images of Korean inferiority The lead actress, five years later, would be reported (below) as having turned a geisha Madame Freedom (1956) was a revolutionary film dealing in ADULTERY, and was so saucy that the solitary KISS SCENE had to be censored out of cinemas!!! This thrilling and bold work would lead Korean culture on the path to Kimchi slaps today The Horse-Lover Woman (1982) marked a decade in which the Koreans made nothing but pornography, surely contributing to the eventual overthrow of the military dictatorship It was also a technological tour de force, requiring the lead actress to ride a horse naked, but most importantly, without a stirrup
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    Gentlemen, breaking news All of us are now Wigan Athletic fans, or more precisely, Wigan Athletic's new mascot fans
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