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  2. Flint of Dark Flame

    ducks

    IDK this is a children's show but an episode legit ended with his funeral and the next episode doesn't have him 🤷‍♂️
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  4. Shuskee

    ducks

    are you bamboozling us
  5. Flint of Dark Flame

    ducks

    move aside, game of thrones
  6. Flint of Dark Flame

    ducks

    ... they legit killed scrooge mcduck
  7. i can't wait for it to go to penalties and then giroud takes the last one and skies it but cech rises up like a supersonic salmon and deflects it into his own net, forever becoming the king of sleeper agents
  8. ok- I'm taking my desk's picture frame and replacing the pic of my family with a print of that wikia article
  9. Hello, an UPDATE from the PEASANT LEAGUE FINAL: Arsenal: We are now in the peasant league final! This is a wonderful opportunity to climb the class pyramid to petit-bourgeois league, even after we managed to lose 18 games in a row in the league. Azerbaijania: Welcome to Azerbaijania, the world capital of peasantdom! You are welcome as long as you do not bring any Armenians. If you do, we might decapitate them with axes, which is literally what we did to some dude a few years ago. Mkhitaryan: But I'm an Armenian. Azerbaijania: Everything will be fine. Our ambassador will officially guarantee your safety, as long as you don't say or do the wrong things, which we shall leave unspecifiably open. Arsenal: This is unacceptable! But no problem, Mkhitaryan has been a crock of shit ever since Jose Mourinho said nasty things about his socks. Instead, we shall play club legend AARON RAMSEY in his position. Ramsey: Alas, I cannot play, for I have been cursed with periodic muscular explosions since 2005. It's like menstruation, but different. Arsenal: This is unacceptable! But no problem, you are leaving us for a real football team soon anyway. Instead, we shall play Erdogan legend MESUT OZIL in his position. Mesut Ozil: This is good. I will play football for you. You know I am king of assists. Arsenal: You have three assists this season. Mesut Ozil: It is no problem. Three is very high number. Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez has four. Mesut Ozil: Mein Gott, I am a horrible footballer. Olivier Giroud: Don't worry guys, SLEEPER AGENT GIROUD will miss every single Chelsea chance and then turn my face towards the camera in theatrical agony. And then Arsenal will win the cup 0-1 in penalty kicks and I will rejoin the club just like we planned! Arsenal: Listen, we told you this before, you are not a sleeper agent. We broke up. Olivier Giroud: *turns towards camera in theatrical agony* 29th May, Noon PST / 3pm EST / 9pm I guess Warsawtime??? simulwatch bitches
  10. https://fph.fandom.com/wiki/Literally_the_best_thing_anyone_has_ever_done
  11. (here http://www.flyingpurplehippos.org/adminnnn/?adsess=u9l39gom8dfpr9kfp7qqrva3q2&app=core&module=customization&controller=themes&do=templates&id=3)
  12. Ok I added code to hide the "upgrade the forums!" notifications
  13. yeah the thing about this show is that for the last four seasons literally nothing mattered but the most literal, plainly spelled-out developments so I'm kinda sure that all thought that went into bloodraven was "we're gonna sit max von sydow in a cave how ominous" and he was forgotten the second he disappeared from the screen, kinda like quaithe and meera
  14. the behind the scenes documentaries for each episode are so good, like the LOTR DVD extras from the olden days
  15. I don't think there's a Night's Watch anymore (since Jon immediately left when he arrived at the Wall), it was just a euphemistic compromise way of exiling Jon. I like the ending in a sense because it's a very cynical one: after hundreds of thousands of people dying, and years and years of war, the Starks and Lannisters are still running the country, the kingdom is ruled by a bunch of incompetents (Tyrion has proven himself to be an idiot, Davos can barely read, the master of coin is literally a criminal mercenary, Sam hasn't even finished his maester training???), so in that sense the wheel keeps on turning. The only two people who could have changed things are dead and exiled, and Jon was basically used by Tyrion to save his life and put him back in power (and for his troubles Jon is emotionally scarred and exiled to Siberia and never gets to see his family again). I also like that all the various prophecies turned out to be nonsense, which seems to have annoyed people. (Also you can argue that whatever the hell kind of immortal demigod the Three-Eyed Raven is (because remember Bran isn't Bran anymore, he's been taken over by this thing), It has engineered a coup and now rules the continent (and is actively searching for the remaining dragon presumably so It can warg into the dragon and control it). Like this unaccountable, omniscient being has been running the show the entire time and now he controls everything. Seems bad??? Maybe the Night King, who was trying to kill him, was the good guy all along?? In fact the only things we know about the Night King come from Bran? WHAT IF HE WAS LYING???). BUT, I don't think D&D realized this and it seems like they think they wrote a happy ending??? So who knows.
  16. hey if it upset sansa so much that jon has to go to the wall but bran had to do this to keep peace with the greyworms then why did they even keep up that bargain if the greyworms are just fucking off to fucking cape verde? oh no yara and her three remaining ulfsarks will be mad also are you aware that the wall is now in sansa's and not bran's jurisdiction so she can do fucking whatever also why is there even a night watch anymore all the dead are dead and all the wildlings are bros please note that I'm pointing these things out just so that I don't have to think about tyrion's catastrophic WHAT'S THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD???????? STORIES speech which was so stunningly and exquisitely bad that I actually looked away from the screen because I was feeling so bad for peter dinklage for having to deliver it like I am now sure that d&d made it bad on purpose because they are both grown-ass adults who have lived to however old they are without accidentally killing themselves by jamming crayons into their ears, and if they have the mental capacity to achieve that then surely they are way too smart to have sincerely come up with this trainwreck
  17. I WAS NOT PREPARED I THOUGHT NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME AFTER FOUR SEASONS OF SENSATIONALLY STUPID SHIT BUT TURNS OUT I WAS ABSOLUTELY DEFENCELESS AGAINST THE MOUNTAIN OF BADNESS THAT HAS CRUSHED MY SOUL JUST NOW
  18. it is with a very heart that I must admit that the writers owned me
  19. they literally made him run away and become the Westerosi equivalent of a lumberjack
  20. Flint of Dark Flame

    ducks

    GUYS THERE'S SUDDENLY LIKE 8 NEW EPISODES OMG
  21. Earlier
  22. time to implement basketball scoring rules so that Arsenal can finally qualify for the champions league again IMO
  23. Lief

    important

    mods pls ban
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